Everything you can imagine is real

tom-mess:

your-brother-the-demi-god:

stevegoshdarnrogers:

mmtion:

themjolniir:

moffat might like to throw people off rooftops but marvel likes to have people watch a person they love fall to their death

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its quite rude

Okay but of all those three, name one that doesn’t just come back slightly angrier

slightly??

do you
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call this

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slightly angrier

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we have to wonder what must’ve happened in that hole while they were falling, some sort of badass water sprayed on them or stm

(Source: thewintersoldiersbutt, via bruits)

outofcontextdnd:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder- oh wait, that’s laser beams"

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district, via expelliarmusthis)

bjordan87:

Because disco avengers were clearly the thing that the world needed.

(via bruits)